kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via roseyouwerefantastic)

punkrockvodka:

Good pick up line:

Nice shirt, I like that band

Better pick up line:

Nice shirt, I’m in that band

plaidmikey:

i wanna a cool tumblr group of friends that i can skype and text but i am such an asshole o

(via borinq)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via pizza)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(Source: gentlegoth, via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)